It’s STRAIGHTJACKET release day!!!
And to celebrate, I’m having a party. You’re all invited. This is the party to end all parties. More of a rave, actually. Oh yeah.
Just to be clear, please don’t come to my house. That would totally freak me out. This party is a VIRTUAL party. Ohhhhh. But it’s still going to rock cyberspace. Raise. The. Roof.
So how do you get all wild and crazy for this party?!?
What you do in your house is your own business, but I can tell you how to party late into the night on the internet:
Below are some select lines from STRAIGHTJACKET. Post one (or more) as your Facebook status and/or tweet them.
PLUS every time you post one, you’re entered in my giveaway.
And because I’ve had such a huge response, I’ve decided to give away not just one but THREE ebooks of STRAIGHTJACKET!
Without further ado, here are the lines from the book. You can simply copy and paste them.
So go ahead and choose your poison:
- “I’m in a mental hospital. I’m an angel. Those are both facts.” #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- She was drowning, but instead of water rushing into her lungs, it was terror. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- He wanted to tell her who he was in heaven. This wasn’t him, only a badly formed imitation. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- She hadn’t seen him outside the hospital, free from the sickly glow of the lights. He looked angelic. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- If his body and brain didn’t match up to their diagrams, it was their job to fix him. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- Living in a world with him, away from the madness—she couldn’t bear to think of it not happening. #straightjacket hthttp://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- It seemed crazy, but it was easier to accept him as an angel trapped in a mental hospital. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- They were as close to becoming one person as they could possibly be. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- The space between his hands…was skin, bone, membranes, neurons. It wasn’t working right, not anymore. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
- That’s how it cured him, taking away everything that made him himself, replacing it with nothingness. #straightjacket http://wp.me/P2ixuF-EI
PAR! TY! PAR! TY!