The fruit of my labors, part deux

UPDATE: This morning I went outside to find THIS on my front lawn:

If you recall, earlier this week I found a tomato and then an orange discarded in my yard. And now this.

I don’t know WTF is happening. There is literally an entire produce section collecting on my front lawn. Who is doing this? Why? And do they even know how much money they’re throwing away?

One of my blog readers had suggested that some kid is throwing out parts of his or lunch during the bus ride to school. Okay, that might make sense, except for that pesky tomato: whose mom or dad packs them a whole, intact tomato for lunch?

This has now blown up into the hugest mystery I have ever encountered in my entire life. I wonder if I could somehow craft it into a mystery/thriller kind of a situation, Agatha Christie style. Maybe this is a best-seller in the making?

I will DEFINITELY keep you all updated. Theories are welcome and encouraged.

  1. Alex

    February 3rd, 2017 at 12:45 am

    I seriously believe that the Russians are behind this mystery. Either them or the Libyans.

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